Soccer Players and their Top Dollar Haircuts
What's a Soccer Haircut?
Soccer haircuts are the hottest thing for men since the Barbeque Grill. Honestly, if you have a great hair stylist, I say go for it. Whether it be a haircut inspired by soccer geats Beckham, Ronaldo, Bales or someone else, you can't go wrong with it. As long as you have good hair, a head shape that can handle the haircut, and the confidence, the sky's the limit. Check out these inspiring haircuts.
Cristiano Ronaldo Haircut
Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the best football players in the world. And one of the most handsome. Not that he always was, looking back at some earlier pics of him. But as you can tell, his confidence has definitely grown with his hairstyles. His use of tramlines is famous and he wears them well.
Neymar’s Bangs Haircut
This soccer player's haircuts are still loved by young guys. Neymar always seems to have amazing haircuts and styles. I think that you are a fan and can handle a forward-bang style of cut like Neymar's then go for it. But make sure you have the right type of head shape before you try this look. If it fits you you'll be please with how easy it is to maintain this look.
Beckham and The Faux Hawk Haircut
I would say that this is definitely one of David Beckham's best haircuts ever. As you can see it's quite effortless, easy to maintain, and just plain fun. This cut would suit just about any guy, from so-called pretty boys to quite rugged looking ones. This is because the cut is quite short and hugs the sides of the head quite well without making it look like you just left basic training.
David Luiz’s Coils
If you have the proper hair length, you might want to consider this style like Brazilian player David Luiz. He does have extremely curly hair in the first place, which suits his style just fine. You don't have to look like everyone else when it comes to your hair. First and foremost, be comfortable with the style you want.
Gerard Piqué
A faux hawk haircut can be one of the easiest to live with. It allows you to take a chance on a style you might not want to become permanent. It can also be easily styled in a variety of ways if you wish. It's a youthful and fresh style without trying to look too trendy. Plus, it's a haircut that even older men out of their teens or twenties can handle with ease, much like Gerard Piqué, the Spanish soccer star.
Saphir Taider
Saphir Taïder definitely has one of the most severe soccer haircuts. The thing is, it actually suits him and his looks. He's youthful enough to pull off this haircut, and make him easily recognizable on or off the soccer pitch. Anyone with this cut can modify it to a softer look for going out with friends or a date.
Olivier Giroud’s Most Perfect Haircut
Now this is a haircut. It almost belongs in a museum. I don't know how much mousse Giroud uses to get his hair like that, but it must cost a small fortune I must think. But it's an absolutely perfect haircut for him. It fits his head size perfectly and he's got the rugged look to match. Look at how the sides fade perfectly into the hairline, as if it's some type of dessert.
Arturo Vidal
Arturo Vidal, the Chilean soccer player is famous for his hairstyles. He normally sticks to some form of highly stylized mohawk. He also prefers military haircuts. As you can see, Vidal has a round head, which is any hairstylists dream. Although severe, his hair style makes it easy for Vidal to modify any way he pleases. His hair is also age appropriate for him. Not everyone can pull this haircut off.
Javier Pastore
Javier, much like Ronaldo, prefers to keep his hair a medium length, and with good reason. It allows him to change up his look a variety of ways without having to constantly run to the stylist. With the right products, Javier can go from a laid back to super formal hairstyle in a matter of minutes. Plus a tramline or two never hurts a man.
Roger Robbie
Roger Robbie, American Soccer player, has a very cool and layered haircut. He also has highlights that are layered in such a way to look totally natural on him. His haircut fades quite well on the sides giving him a sophisticated look while the top side thickness helps to give him an attractive and youthful look without looking overly styled.
Olivier Giroud Take 2
Olivier Giroud keeps it cool with this side-part haircut. Notice the amount of thickness on the top. The style is both trendy and easy at the same time. The French soccer player can look decent and powerful with this type of cut. It has the right edginess that he's probably looking for, that's also easy enough to style for business or pleasure. The shape of his head helps to make this the right haircut for him.
Gareth Bale
Tramlines are great because any man can have them and still look fantastic. Gareth Bale's latest haircut sets the perfect trend for his followers to copy. He's smart enough to make sure his stylist keeps it cool and low on the sides while giving him plenty of flexibility on top to do whatever he likes. Tramlines are a perfect fit for anyone wanting a neater look.
Sergio Aguero
Sergio Aguero, a striker in English Club Manchester, has a really great look going on with this haircut. Plenty of tramlines, and very thick on top. Notice there's no fade on the side, just more of an undercut which works for this type of style. This is a faux hawk haircut which gives Sergio plenty of room to play with.
Ermin Bicakcic
Ernie really nailed it with this haircut. All I can say is up, up, and away. This modified hawk haircut work for him very well because of his head's shape as well as the color of his hair. It's an intimidating look on the pitch for sure. It should still be easy to take care of, even if he probably uses a ton of products to keep his hair propped up.
Marek Hamsik
This full on mohawk style is not easy to pull off, though many have tried. Marek is age appropriate for this style. He also employs a great use of color without being garish. He definitely seems to be having fun with this haircut. And the best part is, his hairstyle fits with his employment as a soccer player.
Wild Child Beckham Haircut
This is one bold and funky hairstyle from David. He's lucky in the fact that he can wear just about any haircut he wishes. But not all styles are suitable, even for him. This one works. Anyone wanting this style should take a really good look at the side part and the hair length at the top of the head to make sure you have the right length to pull this off. It's a great and carefree look.
Messi’s Faux Hawk
Even someone like Messi can get away with a faux hawk. His is modified a bit, mostly to suit his head's shape. His stylist was competent enough to make sure that even though it's a faux hawk, that Messi had enough thicker length hair on the sides to make it work, but still give him a mature image.
What Not to Hair
Some parts of this slideshow is devoted to the "NO" part of haircuts and styles. Guys, take a good look at these haircuts and make sure your stylist doesn't even come close to giving you these embarrassing styles. For instance, if you are caucasian; NO CORNROWS. They only tend to make you look homeless. Or too much like Beyonce groupies.
Big Head Haircut
If your head is too big to support your haircut, it's time to get a new one, much like this soccer player should have considered. A mini mohawk? Really?? You can tell his head is larger than the soccer ball. It looks like a hairy egg. This mohawk haircut needs to go. He'd look much better with it shaved off.
Why?
Guys, if you want to be bullied on and off the soccer pitch, then just have your stylist copy this guy's haircut. Does he even remotely remind you of a Samurai? I mean, he's not even Asian. Maybe he's the comic relief. Perhaps his team's secret weapon? I guess the other players are busy laughing too much and just let him score.
Crouchet Haircut
Anyone remember those latch hook rug kits? That's what this hot mess reminds me of. He looks like a tranny hooker that somehow ran onto the pitch because he saw half a cigarette butt on the grass. I bet that blue thing comes right off at night and becomes his rug in front of his fireplace.
Shabba, is That You?
I wasn't aware that Shabba Ranks played soccer. Maybe this is just a pic of him in the stands or something. Whatever this is he should be forced to give up his Green Lantern ring back for having such a terrible haircut. He reminds me of that lead singer for the band called Prodigy. His dealer must've had some really good stuff.
Well, Well, Hell
I have seen Hell and it's called a really crappy haircut. Just look at their faces. The suicidal stances, the pure depression of it all. I understand the ritual of hazing, but to make any human go through even a short period of bad haircut is just too much. This is what happens when you are idiot enough to do anything to belong.
Tapeworm Haircut
Guys, I swear this is a real haircut. I too thought it was a tapeworm coming out of the back of this soccer players head. But no, it's even worse; it's a Braid. Now, what did I just say about Caucasians and cornrows? This applies too. I just want to run up and light this faux fuse to see if he'll explode.
What's the Name of That River Again?
Dude, there is no hope. That pitiful patch of wannabe hair on the tip of your forehead ain't gonna spread to the rear. You sir, are in denial. Seriously guys, if you don't have the hair, then get rid of the rest. Don't go around for the next few decades looking like Phil Collins way back in the day.
Poodle Haircut
I'm sure you are a big and tough soccer player. But I will say this; If I saw you walking towards be day or night, I'd still laugh. I'd even give you a few bucks and drive you someplace where they could give you a decent haircut. Then I'd drive you back over to your stylist and beat the crap out of them for making you look like someone's toy poodle.
Marco Reus
Marco's cut is cool due to the fact that it's one of the most normal haircuts we've yet seen. It's ver classic, not over-the-topIt's highlighted in the correct way and the style suits him quite well. Who says you have to have big hair and spikes wherever you go? The style also gives Marco a very youthful and fun look.
Leroy Sané
I love this 20-year-old German's hairstyle. It's free and fun, just like Leroy. This promising player's untamed afro is perfectly suited for his age and sense of style. He also has the advantage of doing nearly anything with his hair thanks to its length. I know afros aren't suited for everyone, but with the right attitude, most men like Leroy can pull it off with ease.
Graziano Pellè
Although he must use enough mousse to stop a battleship at sea, Graziano Pellè’s hair is a wonderful, breathtaking thing to behold. Most men of any age could handle this haircut. Business or pleasure, it's really up to you. It's a severely neat haircut that I feel will be copied around the world. Short or longer haired men will be able to get their style on with this masterpiece haircut.
Paul Pogba
Paul Pogba has balls of titanium and the confidence to go along with his haircut. I mean, who would have thought anyone, man or woman could get away with a leopard haircut? I gotta admit, it looks great on him, and I can't think of another human being on the planet that has the swagger to copy him. The coloring is perfect, as well as the shape of his head for this style.
Raheem Sterling
Whoopie Goldberg jokes aside, Raheem Sterling shows that not everyone can get away having dreadlocks. For one, it doesn't suit his round face. Second, it looks more like a mop or a toupee even. But when you play the beautiful game, you already have the confidence to do what you need to do. So for that, I'll give Raheem some love. But only a little.
DeAndre Yedlin
Now those are some of the best tramlines I've ever seen. American DeAndre Yedlin truly has some great style. Check out the hair length, which is just perfect enough to show off the details of his hair cut. Everything from the side fades to the blending of the severe tramlines are perfection itself. Kudos to his stylist.
Stephan El Shaarawy
The man we know as “The Pharaoh” has one of the most extreme haircuts of all, and for him, it works. Stephan's rather skinny shaped head allows this extreme mohawk inspired cut to work just right. The shaved sides leading straight up to volumes of hair is a wonderful thing. Not many will copy this style over the age of fourteen or so but those who do will be mighty proud they did.
Oh, Ronaldo
Remember guys, no one is immune. Case in point; Ronaldo. Yep, even that fantastically stylish and handsome superstar soccer player is capable of looking like your worst nightmare with a bad haircut. Not that the unibrow and gapped buck teeth were helping him, but those would've been less noticeable with a proper haircut. Thus endeth the lesson.
Don't Do It
I can't remember her name, but this soccer player's hair reminds me of the band "Berlin". You know, "Take My Breath Away", and several other hits from the Eighties. That's how dated this look is. Guys, don't take the risk of having a three decades old hairstyle. It's just not worth it.
Neymar Redux
This is one of Neymar’s most famous haircuts. The shape of his head allows the soccer star to basically hold any hairstyle he wishes without looking like crap. This is a forward facing haircut that you don't see too often. The highlights are appropriate for his skin tone and it doesn't make you think of Gwen Stephani.
Yannick Ferreira Carrasco
Yannick Ferreira Carrasco has a fantastic haircut. It's almost something a rock star would have. The shaved sides work perfectly for him, making sure the cut doesn't look too wild or crazy when he doesn't want it to. He must have a massive amount of mousse holding it together but it seems to be well worth it.
Antoine Griezmann
Antoine Griezmann is one of the best goal scorers in the world and he knows it. He has a very bold haircut, a faux hawk with platinum highlights. And you know what? It works for him. The shape of his head and the faded sides help him maintain a cool style and I can see his followers adopting this type of haircut.
Paulo Dybala
Paulo Dybala has a really nice haircut. The layered top is perfect for his face. He also has the freedom to do just about anything with this style. The sides are shaved, which is really quite nice and neat. It gives him a very youthful appearance and stays out of his way when he needs it to.
